Are you thinking of becoming a loan shark, or a gangster? You’ll need the right wheels.
I bought an American car. It was not a good American car in any way, shape or form.
We’re not advocating this particular usage, okay? No names, right? We didn’t see you, it’s all good. Just give us £2,000 and we’ll sort the motah!
It was a moss-covered Mercedes. It’s a play on words, geddit?
Look like a mob boss or Sir Lordypants Alan Sweetner, despite the fact you work part time at Greggs.
Because driving isn’t much fun unless you look like a gangster.
Big, chunky, available with a V8 and carrying a badge synonymous with the great outdoors. Just ignore the build quality.
German. Aluminium. Fast. And you’ll have to sell a child if it breaks down. Focus on the first three points.