It was a moss-covered Mercedes. It’s a play on words, geddit?
Look like a mob boss or Sir Lordypants Alan Sweeter, despite the fact you work part time at Greggs.
Because driving isn’t much fun unless you look like a gangster.
Big, chunky, available with a V8 and carrying a badge synonymous with the great outdoors. Just ignore the build quality.
German. Aluminium. Fast. And you’ll have to sell a child if it breaks down. Focus on the first three points.