The Fiat Panda 100HP, the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Though you could drive it naked. Police might take a dim view.
Be all stylish and Italian for the same money as a weekend away to Crete. This is the Alfa Romeo 166.
It’s Italian, it’s sexy and it’ll more than likely suffer a mechanical and electrical meltdown. Buy hey, at least you’ll look gorgeous while waiting for the AA man.