Like a Mondeo, but scrubbed up as if it was going to meet your mum for the first time.
We can’t put this off any longer. The Prius is cheap, and while it pains us to say it, it’s not that bad.
Ford didn’t sell a truck-load of the Focus because it was rubbish…
The S-Max – it’s a big old family car, but one you may actually love.
It’s a Subaru. It goes “wubwubwubwub” but curiously, it’s not an Impreza.
Long, German and luxurious. Like Heidi Klum covered in truffles. Possibly.
It’s a Honda 4×4 that’s, um, not really a 4×4. Still, it is pretty good. So it’s got that going for it.
The Nissan Cube. If you could build a car out of a big Lego Duplo block, this is what it would look like.
Live life in the long lane, not that that’s a thing. Just buy a limousine is what we’re saying.
The Citroen C4 Picasso. It’s no work of art, but it’s also not £25,000,000.