The Smart ForFour, the cleverest little car that you’ve probably forgotten about.
The W124 is the fortified tank of the car world. Buy one, and it could be the last car you ever need. Here’s what you need to know…
It was a moss-covered Mercedes. It’s a play on words, geddit?
It was a high-end, quality automobile. It also smelled like wee inside.
Look like a mob boss or Sir Lordypants Alan Sweetner, despite the fact you work part time at Greggs.
Hand built by germans. Rusted to within an inch of its life by England. Bought by an idiot.