Not 2 Grand Cars

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Getting away with it…

We’re not advocating this particular usage, okay? No names, right? We didn’t see you, it’s all good. Just give us £2,000 and we’ll sort the motah!


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The Mitsubishi L200…

Because nothing says ‘rugged bloke’ like driving a pick-up, or a ‘truck’ as you’ll no doubt call it in front of your friends…


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The MG ZS 180…

Not a Rover. No. Stop that. IT’S NOT A BLOODY ROVER 45!


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The W220 Mercedes-Benz S Class…

Look like a mob boss or Sir Lordypants Alan Sweeter, despite the fact you work part time at Greggs.


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The Renault Vel Satis…

French and quirky, like a Parisian Furby.


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The Ford Focus ST170…

Like an RS, but less blue. And a bit slower. And a lot cheaper. Yeah, those things.


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The Suzuki Cappuccino…

No, it’s not really far away. It’s that small, bless it.


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The Peugeot 206 GT…

It’s like a rally car, but not as expensive. Or as fast.


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The Smart Roadster/Coupe…

Pocket sized and able to provide hours of joy. Visit to Anne Summers not required.


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The C-Max…

Because we can be sensible, too.