We’re not advocating this particular usage, okay? No names, right? We didn’t see you, it’s all good. Just give us £2,000 and we’ll sort the motah!
Because nothing says ‘rugged bloke’ like driving a pick-up, or a ‘truck’ as you’ll no doubt call it in front of your friends…
Not a Rover. No. Stop that. IT’S NOT A BLOODY ROVER 45!
Look like a mob boss or Sir Lordypants Alan Sweeter, despite the fact you work part time at Greggs.
French and quirky, like a Parisian Furby.
Like an RS, but less blue. And a bit slower. And a lot cheaper. Yeah, those things.
No, it’s not really far away. It’s that small, bless it.
It’s like a rally car, but not as expensive. Or as fast.
Pocket sized and able to provide hours of joy. Visit to Anne Summers not required.
Because we can be sensible, too.