Author Archives: Chris Pollitt

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Getting away with it…

We’re not advocating this particular usage, okay? No names, right? We didn’t see you, it’s all good. Just give us £2,000 and we’ll sort the motah!


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Not £2 Grand loves – ROADKILL

In a bid to be more productive this year, and because we were a bit rubbish last year (give us a break, the boss man works on two car magazines full-time, too) we thought we should give ourselves MORE TO … Read more


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Another bloody W126 Benz – Lost Property

The only car I have ever owned that someone lost. No, really.


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The one that got away. My Mk2 Golf Driver…

A car I bought, transformed and enjoyed. No fire, death or failure at all. Weird.


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The Mitsubishi L200…

Because nothing says ‘rugged bloke’ like driving a pick-up, or a ‘truck’ as you’ll no doubt call it in front of your friends…


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An open letter to Allison Pearson…

As my dear father would say, this is muppetry of the highest order.


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The best things in life are free. My 1980 Mitsubishi Sapporo…

Got it for free. Took it apart. Ran out of talent.


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Making the moss-t of it. My Mercedes W126 500SEL…

It was a moss-covered Mercedes. It’s a play on words, geddit?


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My Mercedes W123 280E…

It was a high-end, quality automobile. It also smelled like wee inside.


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The MG ZS 180…

Not a Rover. No. Stop that. IT’S NOT A BLOODY ROVER 45!