Pocket sized and able to provide hours of joy. Visit to Anne Summers not required.
It was £300, so what the hell was I expecting?
Because I thought a Rover would be okay.
Because we can be sensible, too.
If you buy one only to have someone call you a hairdresser, give them a slap. They couldn’t be more wrong.
Because it’s fun to tell people you have a Wankel engine.
One of my automotive loves for a change, rather than something hateful.
Because driving isn’t much fun unless you look like a gangster.
A Skoda. A diesel Skoda at that. And yes, you bloody well should buy one.