Monthly Archives: January 2014


The Skoda Octavia vRS…

First person to make a joke about Skodas get a slap in the mush, got it?


The Jaguar S-Type…

Jaaaaaaaaaag. That’s it. Just, Jaaaaaaaag.


The SportKa…

Like the normal Ka, but a little angrier and a little more fun to drive.


The ‘new’ Volkswagen Beetle…

Like the old one, but with more Golf underneath it and more water cooling the engine.


The P38 Range Rover…

Big, chunky, available with a V8 and carrying a badge synonymous with the great outdoors. Just ignore the build quality.


The Alfa Romeo Spider…

It’s Italian, it’s sexy and it’ll more than likely suffer a mechanical and electrical meltdown. Buy hey, at least you’ll look gorgeous while waiting for the AA man.


The Audi A8…

German. Aluminium. Fast. And you’ll have to sell a child if it breaks down. Focus on the first three points.


Thief Magnet – My Vauxhall Nova

Every young man should have a Nova, but it’s better if they’re not like this.


Homeless Shelter – The Second Astra GTE

I had another Astra GTE. This time with an unwanted resident.