First person to make a joke about Skodas get a slap in the mush, got it?
Jaaaaaaaaaag. That’s it. Just, Jaaaaaaaag.
Like the normal Ka, but a little angrier and a little more fun to drive.
Like the old one, but with more Golf underneath it and more water cooling the engine.
Big, chunky, available with a V8 and carrying a badge synonymous with the great outdoors. Just ignore the build quality.
It’s Italian, it’s sexy and it’ll more than likely suffer a mechanical and electrical meltdown. Buy hey, at least you’ll look gorgeous while waiting for the AA man.
German. Aluminium. Fast. And you’ll have to sell a child if it breaks down. Focus on the first three points.
Every young man should have a Nova, but it’s better if they’re not like this.
I had another Astra GTE. This time with an unwanted resident.