Get yourself a flagship car for flagstone money.
The boy buys another Mercedes-Benz. Will he ever learn? Probably not
Be a rep. Or a Police Interceptor. Choice is yours.
Another crappy old Merc. Another disastrous outcome.
Hmmm. A Rover. Stay with us on this, it's a classic.
Could this unassuming Skoda be the ultimate car? Possibly.
Like a Golf, but with more junk in the trunk.
Ever seen a folded Ferrari or a pancaked Porsche? No? Well, you're about to.
What’s that? You want a car but you don’t quite have £2000? You only have £1999? Sorted!
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